Just A Joke

1. Losing all your friends

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period

Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential

A young boy asks his Dad,
'What is the difference between confident and confidential? '
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

6. Anger management?

Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that hbelp?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'

SS wrote:1. Losing all your friends

Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

2. Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'....
Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'....

3. Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'!'
Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

4. Importance of a period

Teacher: 'Do you know the importance of a period?'
Kid: 'Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away.'

5. Confident vs. confidential

A young boy asks his Dad,
'What is the difference between confident and confidential? '
Dad says, 'You are my son, I'm confident about that.
Your friend over there, is also my son, that's confidential! '

6. Anger management?

Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back.
How do you control your anger?'
Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'
Husband: 'How does that hbelp?'
Wife: 'I use your toothbrush .'

Waduh kamus inggrisku ilang ni
Ada terjemahan ke Indon ga ?

Yang nomor 5 artinya apa yah?

Duhhh kamusku jg udah ngak tau kemana nih...
tapi tenang aja pak herc.. kan teknologi udah canggih.. tinggal buka kamus di internet

@Shinra
Beneran ngak tau apa pura2 aja nih neng??
:suspect:

Belldandy wrote:Duhhh kamusku jg udah ngak tau kemana nih...
tapi tenang aja pak herc.. kan teknologi udah canggih.. tinggal buka kamus di internet

@Shinra
Beneran ngak tau apa pura2 aja nih neng??
:suspect:

Bnr ga taw lho.Kamus bahasa english rada dikit

Hahahahha gitu ya...
cari aja di inet shin. bisa di www.kamus.net ato web lainnya. banyak kok.
Cari aja di google "kamus inggris-indonesia"

Btw.. confident = yakin, confidential = (bersifat) rahasia

Shinra wrote:Yang nomor 5 artinya apa yah?

seorang anak bertanya pada ayahnya,
apa bedanya confident (yakin) dan confidential(rahasia)??
Ayahnya menjawab, "kmu anakku, aku confident(yakin) dengan hal itu".
temanmu yang berada disana,juga anakku. itu confidential(rahasia).

hahahahahahha..dasar bapak yanag aneh!!!hihihi

Ngak aneh kok sion.. kayanya bapak2 di y3 jg ada yg begitu deh
itu tuh.. gebetanmu yg suka narsis itu... hahhahaha

siongirl wrote:

Shinra wrote:Yang nomor 5 artinya apa yah?

seorang anak bertanya pada ayahnya,
apa bedanya confident (yakin) dan confidential(rahasia)??
Ayahnya menjawab, "kmu anakku, aku confident(yakin) dengan hal itu".
temanmu yang berada disana,juga anakku. itu confidential(rahasia).

hahahahahahha..dasar bapak yanag aneh!!!hihihi

Oh ini toh
Gw awalnya ngerti
Baris akhirnya yg bkin bingung